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2 days ago // 120,397 notes

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

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2 days ago // 568,618 notes

trickstertier:

trying to get a friends attention like
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2 days ago // 84,056 notes
HAVING SEX WITH A GUY THAT HAS NO IDEA WHAT THE HELL HE’S DOING

my-kinky-secret:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

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This reminds me of a conversation my friend and I had the other day :P

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2 days ago // 12,073 notes

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

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3 days ago // 827,575 notes

datsassyoverlord said: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (not back to me, I did it already). Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity~

1. I love how my calves are looking I’ve been working them out all summer
2. I consider myself v smart
3. Ive been dabbing into art recently
4. I think I’m decently attractive? I dunno I’d fuck myself
5. Singing in the shower gives my soul a minute to escape😌


3 days ago // 0 notes

piesexualdean:

mummytroll:

Season 11 is confirmed 
I repeat 
Season 11 is confirmed 

are you fucking kidding me. arent we fucking done yet. dont get me wrong i love supernatural. but this is getting fucking ridiculous

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4 days ago // 7,166 notes

touchedbyanangela:

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you

(Source: leelinschin, via blowcasters)


4 days ago // 232,397 notes

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

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4 days ago // 523,079 notes

pollypocketbooks said: When you get this, give 5 facts about yourself and pass this on to 10 of your favorite followers ❤️!

1. I like to TWERK in my room sometimes just for fun (I can’t actually twerk)

2. I like quesadillas

3. I have a weird nipple and foot fetish

4. Sometimes when I’m home alone I cook food naked

5. I kick ass at pokemon


5 days ago // 1 note